We were in the car this morning, just me and GM on the way to drop him at my parents before work. This is the conversation that progressed:
GM: I had the worst day the other day.
Me: Oh no, why's that?
GM: I lost my gorilla... in a game of go fish. (All the while talking with this southern, wannabe cowboy drawl).
He couldn't understand when I burst out laughing so hard I almost swerved off the road. I don't know where he gets stuff like this.