Friday, October 2, 2009

Mommy's Law

Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will.

Mommy's Law says that the minute you sit down, a phone will ring, a buzzer will ding, or a kid will scream.

Mommy's Law says that the second you shut the bathroom door, someone else will need to go.

Mommy's Law says that if any food becomes airborne, it will land on the last clean shirt you have.

Mommy's Law says that if someone has an "accident" it will be in your bed, not their own.

Mommy's Law says the morning she stays in her pjs, hair undone, someone will knock on the door.

Mommy's Law means bedtime never seem early enough, especially at 10 o'clock in the morning.

22 comments:

Kendahl, Stepmom Extraordinaire said...

LOL oh so true!

Mama Zen said...

Absolutely true! I know that my UPS guy wonders if I even own a hair brush!

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com said...

Amen to all of them. They could not be more true!

Kimi said...

I agree completely...

Mommy law also states that when your child decides to repeat the foul word you used, he will always repeat it in front of your in-laws.

Susan (5 Minutes For Mom) said...

Ain't it the truth!!!

Haasiegirl said...

and when you make dinner, your DH will bring home fast food.

trisha
momdot.com

2 Toddlers and Me said...

Too funny and true. I might print these out and hang them up!

Melissa said...

LOL So true! I once heard that first Mommy Law called the WOMB Alert: Weight on Mom's Butt. :)

Jessie said...

Amen!

Jammie said...

Omg so true. My daughter is 8 and still thinks she can barge into the bathroom with me. I sometimes wonder why they put doors on the bathroom anyways. I have not went peacefully in 8 years it seems. If its not the little one its the husband.

WonderMommy said...

Mommy Law: "Because I say so!"

Great post!

Ps. Thanks for stopping by the other day...All hail Charlottes Web.

Forgetfulone said...

That is all so very true! Funny post.

Fresh Mommy said...

Hahaha, love this!!! Mommy's Law is so true!!

:)

~Tabitha

sheila said...

I used to live by Murphy's law. I hate that bastard. :)

Buckeroomama said...

OH. SO. VERY. TRUE!!!

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Tammy said...

So true. Especially the moment you sit down. It happens everytime.

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

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nicóle said...

Thanks for commenting! Loved this post! Following you on Google! :)

WackyMummy said...

Yep, sounds about right. =)

Nicole Feliciano said...

Love it! You should get t-shirts printed.

nicóle said...

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Serendipity is Sweet said...

So funny, and so true!!!
Great post :D