Mommy's Law

Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will.

Mommy's Law says that the minute you sit down, a phone will ring, a buzzer will ding, or a kid will scream.

Mommy's Law says that the second you shut the bathroom door, someone else will need to go.

Mommy's Law says that if any food becomes airborne, it will land on the last clean shirt you have.

Mommy's Law says that if someone has an "accident" it will be in your bed, not their own.

Mommy's Law says the morning she stays in her pjs, hair undone, someone will knock on the door.

Mommy's Law means bedtime never seem early enough, especially at 10 o'clock in the morning.