For 4 days this week, I've done an all fresh, all natural "detox." I wanted to kick off towards getting healthier, and thought it was a great idea. I could stand to lose a few pounds, and I honestly would rather eat fruits and veggies than anything else. (But, I'm lazy.)
Last night, hubby decided to get take out. It was the first "real meal" I'd eaten all week. I ordered a grilled chicken wrap with just veggies. Still fairly healthy, but yummy. Well, they messed up my order and used fried chicken. But of course I didn't realize until we got home.
So I decided I'd eat half of it. Thinking it's okay to indulge now and then. Well that must have pissed off some diet god up there. After 3 bites my mouth and tongue were on fire. I literally had tears in my eyes.
Hubby calls the deli back to ask what was in my wrap. Jalapeno tortillas-what they "always use." We've ordered from there for the last two years, and I've never gotten a jalapeno wrap. So apparently they just decided to start using them always.
Needless to say, my wrap went in the trash and I had a salad instead. Guess that'll teach me for trying to cheat on the All Mighty Diet Gods.
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