Friday, March 27, 2009

Sweet Runner

I'm not so mean, I'm really shy
But every cobra has to die

I grab them by their little head
And whack them till they're stone cold dead.

Can you imagine where I read this? It would be the poem lovingly attached to Runner's ear, a Ty Beanie Baby. I rarely complain about toys my little one has, but at times I really wonder who came up with this stuff.


Unknown said...

I know it's wrong, but that's one of the funniest things I've read in a while!

Toys almost need ratings now!

Suzanne said...

Not exactly appropriate for a little one, but pretty funny for something that's geared towards an adult.

Michelle@lifeinawhirlwind said...

Wow! Gives a whole new twist to Ricki-Ticki-Tavi. It's funny, yet at the same time so wrong.

DairyQueen said...

it never ceases to amaze me...kid stuff is getting far too grown up!

thanks for stopping by my blog!

Anonymous said...

Interesting. Yes, where do these TOY companies get this?

Chrissy said...

Wow! That's unbelievable. I seem to remember the rhymes being better back in the day.