Sunday, May 10, 2009

Momma is Such a Liar

No, honey, I don't know what happened to the guitar Mimi sent you. (Who sends a 4 year old a guitar?)

I have no idea who ate the last brownie.

Sorry, honey, I don't have any batteries for your loud obnoxious favorite toy.

I bet daddy would love to look at your (400 page) animal book with you (for the 3rd time today).

Sorry, sweetie, I don't know your friends phone number to invite them over today.

I think the park is closed today.

Yes, Momma is such a liar.

16 comments:

Mrs Zeee said...

Yes, but it's the white lies that keep us sane, my dear!!

Sarah said...

Ha ha, I'm definitely a liar too! What they don't know won't hurt them, right?

Kelly said...

You're not the only one. It's easier to lie to them than to explain everything.

Mama said...

HAHA! That's great! And so true :)

Chrissy said...

Haha, aww, you do what you gotta do. ;-)

sheila said...

I don't think those lies count. At least I hope not. lol.

Cute pic in the prev post! Awwwe.

Cranberryfries said...

I gotta agree with the first commenter, it's those that keep us sane. Too funny! Thanks for stopping by to say hi!!

Birdie said...

That cracked me up :) I have a firm no fib policy right now...of course my little one is only 16month so that's likely to change when a fib will get me out of a 50th book reading():o)

Dumb Mom said...

I would say those are lies, per se. They are more like survival tactics. Cool blog, pleasure to digitally make your acquaintance. Gotta go now, someone in stinks in here:)

Maria@Conversations with Moms said...

Hilarious! I've said a few of those myself, especially the park one. LOL.

Anne Marie said...

sometimes you gotta do, whatcha gotta do!

nice to meet you :)

Cat@3KidsandUs said...

LMAO..yep, I have those days too.

Amber! said...

So funny!!!!

Michaelle said...

Yes, but if it weren't for those little white lies, moms would never get a break!

Thanks for visiting my blog today. I love yours. I am grabbing your button to put on my blog, okay?

April said...

this is so funny, I have a hunch I will say these things when I have a kid.
thanks for coming over to my wordless wednesday, this was the first time doing it

Unknown said...

Giggle, I so know the feeling :)