Sunday, May 10, 2009

Momma is Such a Liar

No, honey, I don't know what happened to the guitar Mimi sent you. (Who sends a 4 year old a guitar?)

I have no idea who ate the last brownie.

Sorry, honey, I don't have any batteries for your loud obnoxious favorite toy.

I bet daddy would love to look at your (400 page) animal book with you (for the 3rd time today).

Sorry, sweetie, I don't know your friends phone number to invite them over today.

I think the park is closed today.

Yes, Momma is such a liar.

16 comments:

Mrs Zeee said...

Yes, but it's the white lies that keep us sane, my dear!!

Sarah said...

Ha ha, I'm definitely a liar too! What they don't know won't hurt them, right?

Kelly said...

You're not the only one. It's easier to lie to them than to explain everything.

mama_ritza said...

HAHA! That's great! And so true :)

Chrissy said...

Haha, aww, you do what you gotta do. ;-)

sheila said...

I don't think those lies count. At least I hope not. lol.

Cute pic in the prev post! Awwwe.

Debbie said...

I gotta agree with the first commenter, it's those that keep us sane. Too funny! Thanks for stopping by to say hi!!

Birdie said...

That cracked me up :) I have a firm no fib policy right now...of course my little one is only 16month so that's likely to change when a fib will get me out of a 50th book reading():o)

parentingBYdummies said...

I would say those are lies, per se. They are more like survival tactics. Cool blog, pleasure to digitally make your acquaintance. Gotta go now, someone in stinks in here:)

Maria@Conversations with Moms said...

Hilarious! I've said a few of those myself, especially the park one. LOL.

Anne Marie said...

sometimes you gotta do, whatcha gotta do!

nice to meet you :)

Cat@3KidsandUs said...

LMAO..yep, I have those days too.

Amber! said...

So funny!!!!

Monkey's Momma said...

Yes, but if it weren't for those little white lies, moms would never get a break!

Thanks for visiting my blog today. I love yours. I am grabbing your button to put on my blog, okay?

April said...

this is so funny, I have a hunch I will say these things when I have a kid.
thanks for coming over to my wordless wednesday, this was the first time doing it

Totally_Toni said...

Giggle, I so know the feeling :)