There are a few thing's I'm good at. I can make a little one laugh, I can play a mean game of soccer, and I can read The Ghostlight of Mater, complete with Lightening McQueen and Mater voices.
There are plenty of other things that I'm not so hot at. I usually burn everything I cook, I can barely sew a fallen button back on a pair of pants, and somehow I always answer wrong when playing imaginary games.
But, today, I earned myself a new title. Brace yourself for this...I am now, the Queen of Goat Catching.
I got a hold of them, got them still, and their collars were on in about 4 seconds flat. My daddy was so proud. And all I could think is, you might be a redneck...